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Hostile Witness to life

I like to think of myself as a relationship whisperer, which is probably code for co-dependent. We’re all fucked-up in our own special ways. It’s similar to a horse whisperer but without hooves and barn stench. I genuinely like people, unless they are boring, arrogant, close-minded or do shit I find annoying. I’m very loyal and will call anyone back who will listen to me curse and calm me down when I think I’ve got herpes. Again.