How To Confuse Porn With Clowns And Roller Derby
Actual conversation at the gym this morning: Friend: “I just met someone who plays in a Roller Derby League.” Me: “That’s awesome. Does she have a handle? Like, what is her roller derby name? They always have great names like Science Friction or Hydrogen Bombshell.” Friend: “I didn’t think to ask!” Stranger who overheard Friend and I talking: […]
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