Everything Strikes Me As Funny in One Day

Strikes Me As Funny

I had one of those days recently where everywhere I went, things just struck me as funny. I found funny things in convenience stores, at Sam’s, in public restrooms. You know, places not necessarily known for their humorous surroundings. Proof you can find funny anywhere!
Like This: Impenetrable Wall of Beef Jerky at a convenience store at 7:35 a.m.
Too. Early. For. Un-chewable. Beef. Chunks.

I’m calling bullshit on this. I bet she doesn’t put Frank’s Red Hot on toaster waffles, or in her shoes. I don’t want to associate the elderly with being “red hot”. Is this supposed to be Frank’s grandmother or has Frank had sex reassignment surgery to look like a geriatric Florence Henderson? Either way, she looks really judgey holding that bottle of Red Hot. “Gregory, I told you to put that shit on everything! Pour the Red Hot in your iced tea right now!”

Look closer. It’s kinda funny. It’s mean to hang babies.
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Basket of feminine products in a public bathroom. I didn’t feel like menstruating until you told me there was free stuff. Bill O’Reilly was right. Now that I’ve had a taste of free stuff and free sanitary napkins, I feel entitled to “things”.
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Help! Help! Let me out! I can’t find the Door!
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