It is clearly Monday. I woke up wondering why sentimental people bug the shit out of me. I haven’t even been assaulted by someone overly perky or cheerful lately. I just woke up in a funk. It’s not the serene person’s fault that they radiate sunshine when they talk. I should embrace their sweet words and kind smirks. Mostly, I just want to punch them in the groin for being so creepy. Maybe that’s it. I just don’t trust them. If you are charitable and nice to me, you must be up to no good. Is it because I’m cynical? Anti-social? I’m not in the humor to psycho-analyze myself today. Instead, I trolled the internet for the sappiest sentiments I could find with the hope that one of them will make you throw up a little in your mouth. Enjoy.I’m going to listen to Somewhere Over The Rainbow by Israel “IZ” Kamakawiwo’ole for the rest of the day. (Even crusty bastards like me have their weaknesses…)
A smile from a friend is like a wink from an angel.
Until they start taxing hugs, the gift of love will always be free.
If I were deaf, I’ll hear your laughter through your smile. If I were mute, I’ll speak to you through your eyes. If I were blind, I’ll see you through your touch. I can live without my senses but life won’t make sense without you.
We spend most of our time talking about nothing but I just want to let you know that all these nothings mean so much more to me than so many somethings.
When I look at the world and there’s so much pain and anger, mistakes and failures, I just look at the sky and think God’s still good cause he gave me someone like you that tells me, “Angels are still around.”
I had a bad dream. They cut off my feet, I crawled towards you. They ripped my tongue, I cried in pain for your name. They took my heart away and I died. But my love for you remained.
If you find yourself in a dark room, walls around you are red and blood comes from everywhere, don’t be scared. You’re inside my heart.
Can we just line them up and start punching? Starting with that precious moments angel come to life??? ew. But then I am not a normally perky person anyway. And I have to do an interview today. I hate interviewing. I hate the stupid questions HR makes you ask that no one ever answers truthfully.
I know, right?!
OMG now I want to punch someone in the groin.