I’m dedicating this post to a dear friend of mine whose father died recently. He needed some sunshine and love today. Behold the power of the Unicorn! Or just some wickedly awful tattoos of unicorns!
Unicorn meat would not be brown and glazed or look like something you might find in a Chinese buffet. It would have sparkles. It is pure, translucent, and is most delicious when consumed in star-form. Like meaty angel food cake. It is also not to be confused with pig meat, which is seriously not unicorn-caliber.
This is my neck wearing a unicorn necklace. It is my favorite necklace and I wear it more than is necessary for a grown woman.
I always wondered why Chuck Norris shit glitter. Hugs and happiness to everyone!
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