Buford, keep away from that thing- it could poke your eye out

I figured this was as good a way to start your week as any other. I have no idea WHAT exactly THIS is, but it is on the bar at one of my favorite restaurants in the Central West End, Oasis Mediterranean Cafe on Euclid. I must have been in the restaurant a half a dozen times before I saw it, and then I couldn’t not see it. AND IT’S NEXT TO BANANAS, unceremoniously laying docile in a basket next to this honkin’ braggart of a whatever-it-is. What kind of places am I hanging out? Tell me I’m not the only snickering 11 year old boy trapped in a 45 year old woman’s body.

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