RELEVANCE: Culture & Relationships

Nobody likes me Banksy
Credit: Banksy

REVELANCE in life is wondering if you matter at all. Are you living an authentic life? Do you make the world a better place, or at least provide comic relief? What’s your connection with others? Do you evolve?


Just Made Me Laugh Today

These Things Just Made Me Laugh Today I normally want to ram my bumper into mini-vans that have these personalized family car stickers (double bonus if the family is inside), but I will make an exception for Zombies, because Zombies (which I have elevated to the status of always being capitalized) fucking rock. Also, this […]


Fairies Scare The Shit Out Of Me

Eight year old Blair has been surfing the internet on my computer again. The reason I know this is because I have received an alarming barrage of emails from fairysurprises@therealtoothfairies. Fairysurprises is a force with which to be reckoned. Fairy and her evil fairy minions are more tenacious than The Team Obama Tech Geeks sending me 90 […]


You Are Inside My Heart

It is clearly Monday. I woke up wondering why sentimental people bug the shit out of me. I haven’t even been assaulted by someone overly perky or cheerful lately. I just woke up in a funk. It’s not the serene person’s fault that they radiate sunshine when they talk. I should embrace their sweet words […]


Get Your Vote On!

I am up at the ass-crack of dawn to fulfill my civic duty today. I volunteered to be a Legal Observer/Challenger in the General Election to be held today, the 6th of November, 2012. My efforts, along with about 500 lawyers in St. Louis, are to ensure that every eligible voter can cast a ballot that counts. […]


I Have Arrived, Bitches!

I feel giddy about this, but yesterday I received my first hate mail on the blog! How awesome is this? whoever wrote this is a total bitch on Hit Me With Your Best Shot And now, one of my favorite quotes: “Good-bye. I’ve always hated you. I’ve always been threatened by you because there’s something about […]


Signs Of a Good Party

Signs of a Good Party The first couple to show up we have never met (we heard they were cool so we invited them sight unseen). A few guys rip their pearl-snapped shirts open, but button them back before I can get a photo. Someone breaks a champagne flute (it’s not a party until there […]